*traps dialga in a poke-ball and gets u off the hill*
*the problem is i have nothing to protect it, so DY pulls out guitar and rocks to the cliffs of dover*

calls palkia to throw you into an alternate reality and protects the hill with olimar and a 100 pikmins

*calls in bulborb to eat the pikmin and blows up amplifier to get u off the hill*

plants back the 100 pikmin and xsend them to crawl up your body before torching your butt with a flame thrower

too bad im used to fire
*calls olimar to change directions and go to u*

Electrocutes olimar and uses the kick-o-maniac to kick the pikmin and you away

*got stuck on tree, gets down and throws a smart bomb*

uses a portable force field and straps dynamite on you before building walls around my hill

*cuts dynamite loose with some of my skin and throws it away and absorbs energy from force field*

shoots 2000tons of water pressure at you

AAGGHH!!!!
*gets wet and the sky gets dark*

-_-.......*watching all of this happen* anyone have popcorn from the food fight?

*pulls out a big bucket of popcorn* Right here.

Aw sweet *grabs some* thanks

*grabs some too* No problem.